August 2009
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Creative Recreation →
a publication for a niche audience
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July 2009
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June 2009
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the facebook username winner →
nudawn:
feistyred:
i wander how many marriage proposals she will get from nerds.
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church, steeple, people -> sand sculpture
Sand Sculpture by ~meguida on deviantART
from a collection of 40 great sand sculptures, this was my favorite (via canavan)
How to resurrect an American meatloaf →
This is a link that shows that Asians don’t have a monopoly on cute immigrant parents.
drug-dealers vs software developers →
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FB status updates rule!
“[redacted] has gained a few pounds in the dome from learning too much. anybody who wants to get their retard on meet me tonight halfway across the brooklyn bridge at midnight. i got a handle of evan williams, fireworks, rollerblades, leg warmers, a length of rope, ski masks and a bicycle built for 2 with a sidecar.” I wonder how things went. Didn’t post this yesterday so as to...
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work, eating and shitting
“I feel like we’re always so busy reading about bold new technological innovations that we forget that we are the socially elite members of society, and believe it or not, we are a minority. Real people can’t find entertainment in things like twitter because their lives’ are boring and they haven’t reached a respectable level of self-awareness. They just see life as a trivial routine of...
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Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by...
– René Magritte
Magritte was deep. But when I finally see naked boob, I don’t want to see the underneathy stuff. So I’m not sure he’s right in this case.
(via nudawn)
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Smoking weed in class won't get you an A, but it...
Here is the essay that a student presented at Peninsula High School in Purdy on Tuesday morning. While presenting it, the student took out a marijuana joint, lit it, and began smoking it, police said. (via chartreuse)
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On one of the Secret shows, Oprah gave an example of the scientific power of the...
– This is part of a much longer piece in which newsweek pwns oprah and talks about how dangerous she is for science and society. I never thought I’d say it, but Newsweek rules too!
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you'll feel better! ♥
Hooray for facebook! (via magicneedsmagic)
You: so my friend jason's status update was: I'm not having such a good day, it'll get better or omsething like that
You: and i read it as yours
You: cuz it was right below yours
You: and i thought the status msg was kind of too emotional esq for it to be you
You: so i commented
You: (thinking it was you)
You: "if i tickled your balls, will it get better"
You: !!! >_< AND I HARDLY KNOW THIS JASON CHARACTER
Me: GHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGJDSDJGLSDFJSDLFHasdjkl'
Me: JAI(JFAFJAF
You: a;skdflsj;LKADSLKFADKFJ >_
You: and he's all trying to contact me
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proFANity rules →
THIS IS FUCKING LeVar Burton AND YOU BEST BELIEVE HE’S GOT TWO CAPITAL LETTERS IN HIS FIRST NAME SO DON’T COME UP IN HERE WITH NO FUCKING LOWER CASE V’S
May 2009
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I am not purporting anything, I am the creator of the CockBib and I am not...
– There is a war going on between the creator of the CockBib and the writers at Jezebel. This war was started when Jezebel first picked up the story, but the battle became fierce when the creator lashed back in one email and then another.
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A conversation with my Mom after my second pregnancy.
Mom: Waaaaa! You got so...
– yes, this is from the maternal version of the site where azn-americans talk about their fob parents
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One day, my dad was speeding aimlessly while taking me to Michigan for a college...
– my new favorite discovery on the internet is a pair of sites dedicated to fob parents. if you don’t know what fob is, you probably don’t have too many yellow friends, or the ones you have are all bananas/twinkies. this story is from the dad version.
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