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10th
FB status updates rule!
“[redacted] has gained a few pounds in the dome from learning too much. anybody who wants to get their retard on meet me tonight halfway across the brooklyn bridge at midnight. i got a handle of evan williams, fireworks, rollerblades, leg warmers, a length of rope, ski masks and a bicycle built for 2 with a sidecar.” I wonder how things went. Didn’t post this yesterday so as to keep from tipping off the authorities.