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} catch(err) {}people bitch about how the internet sucks, and how our earth and society and culture are going down the shitter.  i think shit rules!</description><title>Almost Everything Rules</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @almosteverythingrules)</generator><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Creative Recreation </title><description>&lt;a href="http://almosteverythingsucks.com/?p=1071"&gt;Creative Recreation &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;a publication for a niche audience&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/159903788</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/159903788</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:06:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Major Lazer ‘Hold The Line’ (via A3MusicVideos) is...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4SNtFQZF0A&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4SNtFQZF0A&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Major Lazer ‘Hold The Line’ (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/A3MusicVideos" target="_blank"&gt;A3MusicVideos&lt;/a&gt;) is nominated for a breakthrough video award on one of those MTV award shows.  I love the animation that recalls GI Joe and He-Man.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/159876064</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/159876064</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:12:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>so apparently Butterscotch is well known for having appeared on...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m2OeVWapCAE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m2OeVWapCAE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;so apparently Butterscotch is well known for having appeared on America’s Got Talent and performing at Coachella in 2007 (that’s where this video is from) - but I just heard of her this morning thanks to @chrisbrogan putting &lt;a href="http://blip.fm/~bd07n" target="_blank"&gt;a track from the Henry Rollins show in his twitter stream that featured Mike Patton and Butterscotch&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/158573278</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/158573278</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 10:33:44 -0400</pubDate><category>butterscotch</category><category>beatbox</category><category>beatboxing</category><category>beat box</category><category>hiphop</category><category>music</category><category>music video</category><category>live</category><category>coachella</category><category>@chrisbrogan</category><category>chris brogan</category></item><item><title>Dan Lydersen updates Hieronymus Bosch in exquisite detail -...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/dqlFajjwRqtav7vgEb7Nlooto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dan Lydersen updates Hieronymus Bosch in exquisite detail - click the picture above for details.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/157912931</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/157912931</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>art</category><category>artist</category><category>dan lydersen</category><category>hieronymus bosch</category><category>bosch</category><category>lydersen</category><category>7 deadly sins</category></item><item><title>The government of Brazil is campaigning in favor of urination...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XZ_DNc1zbxI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XZ_DNc1zbxI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The government of Brazil is campaigning in favor of urination while bathing - huzzah!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/157265187</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/157265187</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:04:38 -0400</pubDate><category>pee</category><category>urine</category><category>urination</category><category>shower</category><category>bath</category><category>pee pee</category></item><item><title>Peter Root

Staples and mirror
180x80cm

Low-Rise is a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/dqlFajjwRqi4ksvsADqzp37bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Peter Root&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Staples and mirror&lt;br/&gt;
180x80cm&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Low-Rise is a precarious assemblage of thousands of free-standing stacks of staples densely tessellated to create a city-like mosaic. Like a city, the staples are subject to the elements, on a micro scale. The slightest breath or vibration and the domino effect kicks in.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/151824266</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/151824266</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:40:20 -0400</pubDate><category>staples</category><category>art</category><category>peter root</category></item><item><title>the facebook username winner</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/default.aspx"&gt;the facebook username winner&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nudawn.tumblr.com/post/123674754/the-facebook-username-winner" target="_blank"&gt;nudawn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feistyred.tumblr.com/post/123674257/the-facebook-username-winner" target="_blank"&gt;feistyred&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;i wander how many marriage proposals she will get from nerds.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/123961018</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/123961018</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:03:32 -0400</pubDate><category>facebook</category><category>username</category><category>winner</category></item><item><title>knitta please!  (see full story on ‘yarnbombing’...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/dqlFajjwRomudfe3uLzYYXyAo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;knitta please!  (see &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4305406/Knitters-turn-to-graffiti-artists-with-yarnbombing.html" target="_blank"&gt;full story on ‘yarnbombing’ here&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/122500757</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/122500757</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:34:06 -0400</pubDate><category>yarnbombing</category><category>knitting</category><category>knitta please</category><category>crafts</category><category>crafty</category><category>graffiti</category></item><item><title>personal technology today rules!
waxandmilk:

VR-3000 Portable...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/koBJdk6EOlmvzusoo8MySQ6lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;personal technology today rules!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://waxandmilk.tumblr.com/post/90847836/vr-3000-portable-quadruplex-vtr-by-ampex-1967" target="_blank"&gt;waxandmilk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;VR-3000 Portable Quadruplex VTR by &lt;a href="http://www.labguysworld.com/Ampex_VR-3000-Anniversary.htm" target="_blank"&gt;Ampex&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;1967&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Part proton pack, part camera, part back injury. The VR-3000 was the first ever “portable” VHS camcorder. Holy shit and now we have phones that can do this and fit in our wee little pockets. It’s ridiculous how far technology has come. Ridiculous, I say.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/122353883</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/122353883</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>technology</category><category>the future is now</category><category>video camera</category><category>portable</category></item><item><title>church, steeple, people -&gt; sand sculpture</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="450" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://backend.deviantart.com/embed/view.swf"&gt;
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&lt;embed src="http://backend.deviantart.com/embed/view.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" flashvars="id=81194533&amp;width=1337" height="385" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/81194533/" target="_blank"&gt;Sand Sculpture&lt;/a&gt; by ~&lt;a class="u" href="http://meguida.deviantart.com/" target="_blank"&gt;meguida&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.deviantart.com" target="_blank"&gt;deviant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.deviantart.com" target="_blank"&gt;ART&lt;/a&gt;

from &lt;a href="http://abduzeedo.com/40-fantastic-sand-sculptures" target="_blank"&gt;a collection of 40 great sand sculptures&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://meguida.deviantart.com/art/Sand-Sculpture-81194533" target="_blank"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; was my favorite (via &lt;a href="http://gerrycanavan.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;canavan&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/122324826</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/122324826</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:45:00 -0400</pubDate><category>sand sculpture</category><category>sand</category><category>enter sandman</category><category>art</category><category>deviant art</category></item><item><title>How to resurrect an American meatloaf</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/10/obamas-speech-makes-muslim-mom-happy/"&gt;How to resurrect an American meatloaf&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Same link as above" href="http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/10/obamas-speech-makes-muslim-mom-happy/" target="_blank"&gt;This is a link&lt;/a&gt; that shows that &lt;a title="My Dad is a FOB" href="http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/113767402/one-day-my-dad-was-speeding-aimlessly-while" target="_blank"&gt;Asians&lt;/a&gt; don’t have a monopoly on cute immigrant parents.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121892371</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121892371</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:34:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>drug-dealers vs software developers</title><description>&lt;a href="http://flor.nl/text/softdrugs.html"&gt;drug-dealers vs software developers&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://chartreuse.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;chartreuse&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121887647</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121887647</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:23:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Damn!  I never thought I’d say this, but this New Edition...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oNfqweFml-I&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oNfqweFml-I&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Damn!  I never thought I’d say this, but this New Edition jam is HOT!!!  Click through for&lt;a href="http://www.gvsmedia.com/video-2/oNfqweFml-I/New-Edition-Candy-Girl-1983" target="_blank"&gt; the story behind how this burst of noise becoming Candy Girl was captured&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121381966</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121381966</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:52:00 -0400</pubDate><category>new edition</category><category>bobby brown</category><category>candy girl</category><category>music video</category></item><item><title>FB status updates rule!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“[redacted] has gained a few pounds in the dome from learning too much. anybody who wants to get their retard on meet me tonight halfway across the brooklyn bridge at midnight. i got a handle of evan williams, fireworks, rollerblades, leg warmers, a length of rope, ski masks and a bicycle built for 2 with a sidecar.”  I wonder how things went.  Didn’t post this yesterday so as to keep from tipping off the authorities.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121122323</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/121122323</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>FB</category><category>facebook</category><category>status</category><category>status updates</category><category>facebook status updates</category><category>FB status updates</category></item><item><title>dad and baby look overjoyed, but mom looks like she’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/RcQsfIdv4oh56koxwV4FNikQo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;dad and baby look overjoyed, but mom looks like she’s hoping the photographer will read the note she’s furtively scrawled on the photo order form.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://moonuniversity.tumblr.com/post/120105347/i-think-that-awkwardfamilyphotos-com-is-my" target="_blank"&gt;moonuniversity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;I think that awkwardfamilyphotos.com is my favorite website of all time hahahaha&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120674089</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120674089</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:13:00 -0400</pubDate><category>awkward family photos</category><category>eeyore</category><category>pooh</category><category>winnie the pooh</category><category>tigger</category></item><item><title>loco2kit:

Daily Art Press: Art On Pregnant Bellies</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/hEuKuC9SGodr8ff7J3QZkjkho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://loco2kit.tumblr.com/post/118911948/daily-art-press-art-on-pregnant-bellies" target="_blank"&gt;loco2kit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailyartpress.com/2009/05/art-on-pregnant-bellies.html" target="_blank"&gt;Daily Art Press: Art On Pregnant Bellies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120619737</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120619737</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:14:00 -0400</pubDate><category>pregnant</category><category>belly</category><category>art</category><category>art on pregnant bellies</category></item><item><title>Ludicra - One Thousand Wolves

Is Ludicra the feminine...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/120605908/dqlFajjwRoibzg0gk4OvInju&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ludicra - One Thousand Wolves&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Is Ludicra the feminine declension of the nominative adjective Ludicrus?  And if so, are these metal people making fun of Ludacris for his misspelling?  Finally, how lame am I to be making Latin jokes about a metal band and a rapper?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120605908</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120605908</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:48:16 -0400</pubDate><category>ludacris</category><category>ludicra</category><category>ludicrum</category></item><item><title>work, eating and shitting</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“I feel like we’re always so busy reading about bold new technological innovations that we forget that we are the socially elite members of society, and believe it or not, we are a minority. Real people can’t find entertainment in things like twitter because their lives’ are boring and they haven’t reached a respectable level of self-awareness. They just see life as a trivial routine of going to work, eating, and shitting. Why would they value social networks or memes if they are basically living a dumb life with no desire for a ‘creative outlet’ where ‘a tribe’ is able to keep up with u? Real people ‘know better’ and don’t try to cultivate value from feeling close to people on the internet, and they just try to find simple pleasures and stay happy+unhealthy.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;- Carles &lt;a href="http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/will-technologie-save-the-american-economie.html" target="_blank"&gt;pontificates on whether technology will save the economy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;srsly yall, the paragraph ending in “execute simple ideas” is also gold.  sometimes carles lets his intellect come out in his analysis, and these are the posts I love best.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120557501</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120557501</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>hro</category><category>hipsterrunoff</category><category>carles</category><category>social commentary</category><category>culture</category></item><item><title>Like I was saying below, I don’t want to see the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/dqlFajjwRohitfzbWWk7JXEto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like I was saying below, I don’t want to see the underneathy stuff.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120505841</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120505841</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>naked</category><category>undressing</category><category>guts</category><category>bones</category><category>undertheathy stuff</category></item><item><title>"Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see."</title><description>“Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;René Magritte &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Magritte was deep.  But when I finally see naked boob, I don’t want to see the underneathy stuff.  So I’m not sure he’s right in this case.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://nudawn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;nudawn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120123258</link><guid>http://almosteverythingrules.tumblr.com/post/120123258</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:33:05 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
